Listen to the Beat

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If I am not singing, I am humming.
If I am not humming, I have a song in my head.
If I don't have a song in my head, well,
I might as well be dead. -- Maudester

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1. Live outside Pinas
2. Marry a great guy
3. Have kids someday
4. Be career-successful
5. See Coldplay
6. See Radiohead
7. See Depeche Mode
8. See Dave Matthews
9. Go to Europe
10. Spend time with Jen Garner
11. Own a business
12. Bungee jump
13. Be healthy and fit
14. See an F1 Grand Prixe
15. See a Wimbledon match
16. Watch a Laker game
17. Watch a Broadway show
18. Meet sports legends such as Steffi Graf, Andre Agassi, Boris Becker, Mika Hakkinen, Kimi Raikkonen, David Coulthard, Schumi, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Jabbar, Dorothy Hamill and several others
19. Join The Amazing Race
20. See the Great Wonders of the World
21. Hug a penguin,panda or polar bear
22. Skydive
23. Own a house
24. Finish a graduate degree
25. Be cancerless
26. Have twins
27. Have all my fam in the US
28. Have that Harem world tour
29. Learn French
30. Be a millionaire by 35
31. Work for Google (preferrably with Leg and Jown)

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Weird day
Thursday, October 25, 2007

Today, we were just... all over the place. Zoe had a flu shot, Anne had too much caffeine on top of her lack of sleep and Markus took cough drops. I was the only sober and substance-less person in the group.

Markus: So ver is your family?
Zoe: They're all in China.
Markus: How do you talk to them?
Zoe: My mouth.
HAHAHA! That flu shot did it!

Markus: So ver does this 95% come from?
Me: From a hundred.
Markus: I know a percent is a hundred but where does it come from?
Anne: The book.
Markus: What does the book say?
Anne: 95%
Markus: Of what?
Anne: Of my brain is fried.
HAHAHA! Some Pepsi drink!

Zoe: I don't get it. What does installed cost mean?
Me and Anne: Just the cost of the machine. It's probably an equipment being installed.
Zoe: But why do they call it installed cost?
Markus: Maybe because it was installed.
Zoe: The cost?
Markus: No, the equipment.
Zoe: What equipment?
Me: The asset. In the problem?
Zoe: What problem?
Anne: The one we're trying to solve?
Zoe: We are? I was just reading.
Anne: Where?
Zoe: Page 212.
Anne: That's chapter 5. We're in Chapter 6.
Me: Actually that's Chapter 7.
Markus: We are so failing Accounting.

HAHAHA!! No kidding!