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B(o)RAT!!!
Sunday, November 12, 2006

This movie was hilarious!!! Probably in my Top 5 raciest EVER!! I've only known Sacha Cohen as Ali G but THIS character swept me off my feet! (Never saw a single episode of his HBO show). Cohen plays Borat, a Kazakhstani journalist" who is sent to the US to learn whatever he can there and apply it to his locality, Kuscek (which means "vagina" in Arabic, by the way). So with his producer friend, Azamat, and a production crew, he travels to the US and just perfects his mockumentary every chance he gets. Along the way, his love for Pamela Anderson gets in the way of his mission and he decides to chase her from New York all the way to LA. The places he went to, the experiences he had, the people he met and the language he uses just makes for one RIOT of a movie! I swear, you get constantly surprised in almost every scene or frame! It's so funny albeit being racy and "offensive" that you can only hear yourself laugh.

***SPOILER ALERT*****
The raciest part was when Borat gets mad at Azamat and they have this naked "wrestling" feat inside their hotel room. I tell you.. masturbation, dangling penises, punching faces while on missionary position, hitting while spooning, cussing each other with Azamat's penis and uncensored balls on Borat's face and sweaty love handles as they run into a hotel conference with nary a piece of clothing. Furthermore, holding on to a plastic bag filled with his feces, flagrantly displaying of his "assets", bringing a Black hooker inside one of the homes along Secession Drive, taking a dump outside the Trump Towers, Sacha Cohen makes Jim Carrey look like a 700 Club host. These are BUT enough reasons for you to just purchase an early ticket!

What's funnier is that the entire time he was "degrading" and "insulting" Jews, he was actually speaking a lot of Yiddish, Hebrew, even Polish and a bit of Russian which makes him even more adored. This movie is so smartly written and really tests audience's intelligence, patience and appreciation for smart-ass toilet humor, no pun intended. So go see Borat! It will be unlike anything you've seen before! "Verry niiice!" (thumbs up). Hehe.