... even though he is eligible to get this really cool smartphone, it takes him 45 minutes to decide whether or not to get it because he hadn't done AAAALL THE RESEARCH about it. All this while sitting 20 feet away from the vendor eating his cinnamon roll as he contemplates.

... he spends more time researching about gadgets than he does taking a shower

... looking for the solution to eliminate the ECHO in a VOIP conversation makes him jump up and down

... he extends his lunch hour to buy the perrrrrfect blue tooth headset

... he handles gadgets more delicately than he does my boobs

... every single software update fuels him to stay up 3 hours past his bedtime

... he talks about owning the perfect device after we have prayed in bed

Hoen owned this phone for a good 48 hours.

He is now a proud owner of this one.

FINALLY he's happy.