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If I am not singing, I am humming.
If I am not humming, I have a song in my head.
If I don't have a song in my head, well,
I might as well be dead. -- Maudester

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1. Live outside Pinas
2. Marry a great guy
3. Have kids someday
4. Be career-successful
5. See Coldplay
6. See Radiohead
7. See Depeche Mode
8. See Dave Matthews
9. Go to Europe
10. Spend time with Jen Garner
11. Own a business
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14. See an F1 Grand Prixe
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17. Watch a Broadway show
18. Meet sports legends such as Steffi Graf, Andre Agassi, Boris Becker, Mika Hakkinen, Kimi Raikkonen, David Coulthard, Schumi, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Jabbar, Dorothy Hamill and several others
19. Join The Amazing Race
20. See the Great Wonders of the World
21. Hug a penguin,panda or polar bear
22. Skydive
23. Own a house
24. Finish a graduate degree
25. Be cancerless
26. Have twins
27. Have all my fam in the US
28. Have that Harem world tour
29. Learn French
30. Be a millionaire by 35
31. Work for Google (preferrably with Leg and Jown)

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Baby got back
Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I had a bigass (pun intended) hemorrhoid these past few days. It started last week, Thursday. I probably ate something when I constipated on each of the three times I took a dump. I noticed my friggin asshole swell and welp, there it was. That varicose vein in my butt. The last hemorrhoid I had was probably 25 years ago? I had a little one this year but it was more like a false alarm. I have always been a sprint dumper. One minute I'm there, the next minute I'm done. Defecating was never a problem for me. Doing it twice a day was considered normal. I guess it's because I have a fair amount of fiber in my diet. Anyway, I treated it well... cleaning it well with warm water, applying ice on it, creaming it with PrepartionH ointment... I did all that except NOT SIT. Haha! I finally saw a doctor last Monday and she devirginized my uncharted regions. She stuck her finger in, flicked it inside, turned it around but she didn't do the hokey pokey. She said I was lucky it didn't hurt or bleed and she just gave me a prescription for an ointment with a steroid to take care of the swelling and for some tucks pads.

Now, it's still there but it has shrunk a great deal since last Thursday. It's taking too damn long though. Maybe it's because I keep on sitting down and working out. Hehe.